School picture day, that annual event which causes a fair amount of entertainment in this household. DD always threatens to pull some hilarious poses, and I’m never sure until the proofs come through.
The morning of picture day dawns, stormy and grey.
Me: Sure, what were you thinking?
DD: Well, 40s pin curls.
Me: I think that might be a bit much to pull off this morning. Anything else?
DD: Yeah, how about that hairdo that Mia did for me on that shoot?
Me: Mia the professional hairstylist with two assistants?
DD: I’m sensing that’s a NO. What were YOU thinking?
Me: More like up or down. Ponytail or not.
DD: (eye roll & sigh) Fine. Good thing I have personality to make these pictures interesting.