I thought I was going to have to dig through my archives and Facebook posts to find something good for Things Kids Say Thursdays, but my darling DD came up trumps today.
I picked her up from school and on the walk home, we talked about her homework.
Me: So what’s your homework like this weekend?
DD: Mostly good, the maths might be tricky. We’re researching homophobes for English.
Me: WHAT? Seriously, that’s progressive. How on earth are you going to find a list of homophobes?
DD: Well, I’ve got a few in my head already.
Me: Really? (At this point, I don’t know whether to be impressed, disturbed, panicked…) Well, could you give me some examples?
DD: Sure. Bridle, bridal. Serial, cereal. Alter, altar.
Me: Homo-PHONES, kiddo, homo-PHONES.
Yep, never a dull moment.
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OH LOL!
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Oops. Nip that one in the bud!
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Bwahaha! She could visit the Hell House over here and learn all about homophobes.
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We were watching Parks and Recreation last night and one of the characters had flavored condoms. So the 11 year old goes “why would you need flavored condoms? Who is eating these condoms that they need to have flavors??” Ugh, out of the mouthes of babes right??
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Oh that’s hysterical! It’s nice to know there’s still some innocence out there.
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