I picked her up from school and on the walk home, we talked about her homework.
Me: So what’s your homework like this weekend?
DD: Mostly good, the maths might be tricky. We’re researching homophobes for English.
Me: WHAT? Seriously, that’s progressive. How on earth are you going to find a list of homophobes?
DD: Well, I’ve got a few in my head already.
Me: Really? (At this point, I don’t know whether to be impressed, disturbed, panicked…) Well, could you give me some examples?
DD: Sure. Bridle, bridal. Serial, cereal. Alter, altar.
Me: Homo-PHONES, kiddo, homo-PHONES.
Yep, never a dull moment.
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