DD: Hey, Ma, how’s my pension plan doing?
Me: It’s doing OK. Obviously, it’ll go up and down based on the markets, but you’ve got at least 50 years to grow it.
DD: And you’re doing your best, right? All the research?
Me: Yes, my love, but why are you so worried? Have you been watching the news?
DD: Yeah. I was watching earlier, and I mean, if the Queen of England has to work over 63 years and she can’t retire, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Your Majesty, I promise I will do a better job of educating my child for as long as we liveth in the UK. And Happy Longest Reign!